That's not in the Dictionary!

Kennedy received a fire engine for Christmas and since then has been pulling it around like a puppy. She has been rolling it around on the ground. Well the other day she decided to start carrying it around. I told her that the Fire truck has wheels and that it was meant to roll not fly. I told her it was a truck not a helicopter. She looked right back at me and said, "Daddy, hello-crappers have wheels too." If I knew what a "hello-crapper" was, I might be able to argue the point, but I guess I'll have to take her word for it.